CLIVE: What, Tony Newley?
DEREK: No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: I said, "What?" He said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah. And you replied, "You fucking cunt".
DEREK: I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, .....
DEREK: And then he said .....
CLIVE: ..... what'd he come back with?
DEREK: He come back. He says-, he said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "You calling me ..... "
CLIVE: You're joking! He said, "You fucking cunt"?
DEREK: He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a cunt, you fucking c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE: I should hope so, "you fucking cunt".
DEREK: I s-, I said, "You fucking cunt", I said, "You fucking come here and call me a fucking cunt".
CLIVE: I should say so.
DEREK: I said, "You f-", I said, "You cunt". I said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "Who you fucking calling 'cunt', cunt?"
CLIVE: Yeah, what did he say, cunt?
DEREK: He said, "You fucking cunt!"
CLIVE: Well, you fucking cunt, who are you to say to him that he was a fucking cunt?
DEREK: Well, what d'you fu-, what d'you fucking think, mate, I fucking de-, defending my fucking self, weren't I?
CLIVE: Well, no, he come up to you, call you "cunt", .....
DEREK: Yeah!
CLIVE: ..... that's fair enough, what he said, "you fucking cunt", and you said back to him, "you fucking fucking cunt".
DEREK: I sa-, well, .....
CLIVE: Well, what do you expect him to say back apart from, "You fucking stupid fucking cunt!"
DEREK: Well, I don't-, I don't expect nothing, do I?
CLIVE: No.
DEREK: But the f-, the cunt come back with, "you fucking cunt", cunt.
CLIVE: Well, Christ, .....
DEREK: I said, "You cunt?" I said, "You calling me a fucking cunt .....
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: ..... You fucking-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE: Jesus Christ, yeah.
DEREK: I said, "You-", I said, "You, you fucking cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah, what-
DEREK: I said, like that.
CLIVE: You said it like that, did you, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... to him, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... or was he gone by then?
DEREK: No, he fucking hit me. Fu-
CLIVE: Hit you, did he?
DEREK: Yeah, fucking cunt.
CLIVE: Killed you dead, did he?
DEREK: Nah, he-, he fucking hit me. I said, I said, .....
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you can't blame him, can you?
DEREK: I said, "You, you rotter".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: And he-, he went off.
CLIVE: Did he?
DEREK: And he said, "You cunt" again.
CLIVE: Well, 't's the only way to deal with him, 'init?
DEREK: Yeah, well, I-, I showed him, didn't I?
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you had to, didn't you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs,
Tottenham Hotspurs.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".
DEREK: Oh no .....
CLIVE: And I thought, "Christ!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....
DEREK: Provocative fucker.
CLIVE: ..... fucking provocative.
DEREK: Mmm.
CLIVE: I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... right, for a starter, .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... 'ere, get this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"
DEREK: I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.
CLIVE: Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his fucking teeth in!
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "Fucking hell! .....
DEREK: I said, "This is fucking too much", eh?
CLIVE: ..... Don't you fucking 'Aaaghh' me!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And I really kicked his ear in, you know.
DEREK: Yeah, yeah.
CLIVE: Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.
DEREK: You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?
CLIVE: Well, no, why should I be dictated to?
DEREK: No, exactly, no.
CLIVE: By some cunt who says 'euuughh!'
DEREK: Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!
CLIVE: Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.
DEREK: Fucking cunt, yeah, what a cunt.
CLIVE: What a cunt, eh?
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